Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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