I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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