Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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