what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
where does the pee come out of this thing
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Randomize
