She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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