and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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