Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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