You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
where am i from again
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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