But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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