We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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