Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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