We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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