is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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