Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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