There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
