I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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