i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
