weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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