He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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