Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
He? As in you personified your dick?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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