She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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