Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We have so much sex to catch up on
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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