You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It's shark week go big or go home
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
im on a boat
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