So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
what day is it and did you see me today?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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