We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I know her cup size but not her name....
PANTIES FOUND
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