kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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