I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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