Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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