her vagine was all disorganized.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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