He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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