he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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