yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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