I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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