You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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