I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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