Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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