i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
My dad just said "fuck circus"
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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