umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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