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Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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