if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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