On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
The ass gains better be worth it
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