i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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