3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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