Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
And then he peed in my hair
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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