no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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