we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Do you have feelings for this penis?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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