why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
