Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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