I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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