please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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