He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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