He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
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