It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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