i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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