I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
love makes seman taste better
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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