i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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