she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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