Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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