Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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