You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
