what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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